PRESSURE MAKES DIAMONDS

I will always have more to say than I am capable of

I guess

—I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)

(via qualityemo)

greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

(Source: 1vm, via wherearethefuckingusernames)

I hate it when a student asks a legit question because theyre confused and the teacher treats them like an idiot like no wonder students don’t want to ask questions

(Source: yagamiyuu, via wherearethefuckingusernames)

cringing:

weloveshortvideos:

tapped the breaks

Vine by Lauren Lavoie

tHE GAGGING NOISE

(via pizza)

eidetismo:

Jason Schwartzman & Wes Anderson

Rushmore - Max Fischer 
Hotel Chevalier & The Darjeeling Limited - Jack Whitman 
Moonrise Kingdom - Cousin Ben 
Castello Cavalcanti - Jed Cavalcanti
The Grand Budapest Hotel - M. Jean 

(via sttrangemercy)

Meet me in the fucking pit

—James from James and the Giant Peach at one point probably (via dlubes)

(via basically-satan)

plantvibes:

Cute date idea: Let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person

(via queernormative)

hannahtigerpark:

kingcitywitch:

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion

I’m hungover but there’s still Vodka left: Comeback story

(via wherearethefuckingusernames)