PRESSURE MAKES DIAMONDS

I will always have more to say than I am capable of

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

(via q-uitec-ontrary)

Wouldn’t we be quite the pair?—you with your bad heart, me with my bad head. Together, though, we might have something worthwhile.

—In a letter from Zelda Fitzgerald to F. Scott Fitzgerald  (via fuckingcamilla)

(Source: tre-cherous, via grizzly-jesse)

cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao

(Source: prixcum, via pizza)

  • Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
  • Me: no
  • Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser

totheinternetandbeyond:

when you think the gif is frozen and you stare at it for like 5 minutes and ur like oh thats just a picture

(via pizza)

I feel like I’ve made too many mistakes